The Onion, a fake and satire news company, has put out a fake news cast that pokes fun at women and online dating. The segment is titled, “Online Dating Streamlines Rejection for Women”.

An anchor begins by saying, “This Valentine’s Day, millions of single women are wondering if they’ll ever find that someone special. Onion News Network Tech Trends reporter Jeff Tate explains how the Internet has revolutionized the way women irrationally get their hopes up…”

The anchor then passes the story to a reporter who, in a serious tone, talks about desperate women that use online dating and get rejected. It includes interviews with “online daters”.